Thursday, 29 September 2016

You Will Stop Disrespecting Garri When You See How Much A Resturant Is Said To Be Charging For This!



It has been reported that a certain resturant in a Hotel in Ghana has Garri on their menu, but not exactly the way we know it.

It is said to described as – CASSAVA FLAKES with smoked nuts, white granulated sugar, ice cube milk, well processed fresh skimmed milk, chilled natural mineral water, garnished with shaved coconuts.

All sounds good until you see the price – for this delicacy, you will have to pay GHC 145, which is about N7,500!



Wednesday, 28 September 2016

Download Video: Arsenal vs Basel 2-0 UEFA 2016 All Goals & Highlights

 Download Video: Arsenal vs Basel 2-0 UEFA 2016 All Goals & Highlights
Watch and download Arsenal vs Basel 2-0 full highlights and goals as a brace from Theo Walcott led the Gunners to a 2-0 victory over a well drilled Basel side

Arsenal cruised to a 2-0 Champions League win over Basel on Wednesday night as Theo Walcott took centre stage.

The England international linked up with Alexis Sanchez to score both goals for the hosts, as he headed home the first after seven minutes before making it 2-0 midway through the first half with an assured finish low into the net.


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Download Video: Atletico Madrid vs Bayern Munich 1-0 UEFA 2016 Goals & Highlights


Watch and download the complete highlights and goals of Atletico Madrid vs Bayern Munich which ended 1-0 in favour of Atletico Madrid. Atlético’s Yannick Carrasco scored the only goal in this match.

Just like a Déjà vu Atletico Madrid defeats Bayern and Carrasco is the hero

Carlo Ancelotti suffered his first defeat as coach of the Bundesliga club tonight as Diego Simeone's side played a repeat of last season's victory at the Vicente Calderon

Atletico Madrid repeated last season’s 1-0 home win over Bayern Munich in the Champions League as Carlo Ancelotti suffered his first defeat as coach of the Bundesliga club.

Diego Simeone’s side knocked Bayern out of the competition at the semi-final stage last term and Yannick Carrasco’s first-half goal now gives Atletico the upper hand in Group D.

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Download Video: Celtic vs Manchester City 3-3 UEFA 2016 All Goals & Highlights



An highly entertaining match which was not lacking in goals and saw Raheem Sterling score at both ends ended in a 3-3 draw.

Celtic and Manchester City played out a Champions League thriller on Wednesday night, with Moussa Dembele in inspired form as he scored two goals to secure a point for Brendan Rodgers's side.

The hosts went in front three times in the match although were pegged back by goals from Fernandinho, Raheem Sterling and Nolito as City battled back but ultimately could not find a winner to take all three points.

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Download Video: Borussia Gladbach vs Barcelona 1-2 2016 All Goals & Highlights



Download the full highlight and goals video of Borussia Mönchengladbach vs Barcelona which ended in a 1-2 in favour of Barcelona.

Barcelona made it two wins out of two so far in the UEFA Champions League as they battled back from behind to beat Borussia Monchengladbach on Wednesday. Goals from Arda Turan and Pique cancelled out Hazards earlier goal

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Download Video: Olamide – Owo Blow



Multi-talented artiste Olamide, whom become well known for his hit back to back from 2009 till date, Baddosneh turns up for all the dancers out there with the brand new compelling music video for his August-released single “Owo Blow.”

“My music is different and it’s real. I don’t try to copy anyone, and I’m only going to spread a positive message while having fun doing it,” shares Olamide.

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A SONNET FOR MY TREASURE by Charles Banasco Frimpong


In the box in my chest you are my treasure
With the ox in my chaste you give me pleasure
With the fox in this test you took my pressure
You were my desire and i pray never you die

With my car tyre i play you never to dye
With a lot of fire, you my clay ever fry
At my back in my front i saw you fly
When i fought the thought of you my dear

When i thought the fault of you, it was leisure
In my thoughts i desire you as my treasure
A song for a dear friend whom i treasure
A gong for a treasure who gives me pleasure

Now i can play just to pray for my desire
On this tray i lay just for you to fire



More Nigerians Will Die Of Cancer Than HIV, Malaria In 7 Years – Federal Ministry of Health



More Nigerians will die of cancer within the next seven years, a study has revealed.

The study, conducted by the Federal Ministry of Health and the Analysis of Non-Communicable Diseases Prevention Policies in Africa Project (ANPPA), spoke of evidence, which point to prevalence of the ailment and others NCDs, like cardiovascular diseases, stroke, and Type II diabetes.

The stakeholders also adopted strategies to accelerate response and guidelines towards formulation of policies and interventions on NCDs.

An expert from the University of Ibadan, Prof. Oladimeji Oladepo, who led the team of researchers, observed that cancer, an NCD, could kill more than malaria and HIV, previously feared for their higher casualties.

He said this was because the country did not have a strong health system to absorb and treat people well.

He said: “Non-communicable diseases kill people, probably more than malaria and HIV put together. So, Nigerians should ensure they do everything to maintain healthy lifestyles by exercising, eating diets that are low in salt, and ensuring they consume less alcohol, or even abstain from alcohol in its entirety.”

Oladepo called for stricter regulatory measures including ban on tobacco products and heavy tax on alcohol.

He said: “Cancer is one of the diseases with rising incidences. According to the World Health Organisation, we had over 800,000 cases of new cancers in Nigeria in 2008. We also know that in Nigeria, we have a tsunami of alcohol consumption, and a toxic combination of tobacco use. So, within the next few years, we are already seeing an increase in the number of people who are having non-communicable diseases.”

National Coordinator, Non-Communicable Diseases, at the Ministry of Health, Nnena Ezeigwe, highlighted some reasons for the problem.

She said: “NCDs are virtually without a cure, extremely expensive to treat, and notorious for causing debilitation, discomfort, morbidity, disability and premature deaths. There is therefore need to address the growing trend.

“It is obvious that globalisation and industrialisation have not only brought about development but have also imposed new lifestyles and risky behaviours, such as unhealthy nutrition, overweight and obesity, lack of physical activity, harmful or excessive alcohol intake and use of tobacco.”



When is Google's birthday? Surely Google knows. You do know, right, Google?

Google is old enough to drink, buy cigarettes and vote in Nigeria. But does it know its date of birth?

What’s that Google? It’s your 18th birthday today? Happy birthday Google! You’re now old enough to drink in Nigeria. Though the existence of Google Plus suggests you’ve been quietly breaking that law for a while now.

Sorry to nitpick though, but are you sure it’s your birthday? Only, there’s been some confusion over that in the past. Right now, on 27 September, you have one of your merry “Google doodles” up on your homepage wishing yourself a happy birthday (also, Google, that’s a little sad? Are you OK? Normally we rely on our friends to wish us a happy birthday rather than buying our own cards).

In fact, most years you have a Google Doodle up on 27 September. Except in 2005, when you put it up on 26 September. And 2004, when you put it up on 7 September. And 2003, when you put it up on 8 September.

Oh, and your own company history says you registered Google.com on 15 September 1997 and filed for incorporation on 4 September 1998.

Are you just celebrating today because it’s the anniversary of the first time you put up your own birthday doodle, this day in 2002?

I mean, come on: your corporate mission is “to organise the world’s information and make it universally accessible and useful”. You know what they say: if you don’t even know your own birthday, you probably aren’t very good at organising information.

OK, they don’t say that, but they should.



See The Massive Pot Belly Of This Nigerian Man That Got People Talking (Photo)



You think you have seen it all in terms of the sizes of potbellies? Then you need to see this Nigerian man whose identity and location still remains sketchy.

One wonders how the man in question has managed to stay alive with his accompanied fat.

Obesity could be injuries to human health and in most cases causes death.

This picture has been a subject of social media jokes.



InnJoo Halo X: Review and Phone Full Specifications and Photos and Price

 InnJoo Halo X: Review and Phone Full Specifications and Photos and Price
This is a brief review of the Innjoo Halo X, also the picture as at release, phone full specifications and price in Nigeria.

While other mobile brands are busy painting the airway, InnJoo secretly unveiled another of its flagship in Halo series called the Innjoo Halo X.


Innjoo Halo X Phone Full Specifications



Display:5.5" HD IPS
Camera: 8MP (back) ; 2MP (Front)
Processor: Quad Core; 1.3GHz
Memory: 2GB RAM, 16GB ROM, expandable to 128GB (microSD)
Colour: Grey
SIM: Dual SIM support
Battery: 3000mAh

Innjoo Halo X Phone Review


This is a decent smartphone I can recommend for anyone. The InnJoo Halo X features a 5.5 inch display screen with a resolution of 1280x760, powered by a Quad-core processor cloaked at a speed of 1.3Ghz CPU. 2GB Ram and 16GB internal memory which is expandable. The Innjoo Halo X comes pre-installed with Android 6.0 Marshmallow out of the box and 3,000Mah battery capacity. 8MP back camera and 2MP front camera. The price of this device is low when compared with the specs.

Price of The Innjoo Halo X in Nigeria


The price of the Innjoo Halo X is really low has it is sold at just N32,720. It is currently available on Jumia Store for purchase



How to Get Your Smartphone Activated With The MTN 4G LTE Services

 How to Get Your Smartphone Activated With The MTN 4G LTE Services
The current trend in Nigeria's telecommunications is 4G LTE and MTN is sure not wanting to lack behind. The 4G LTE service continues to spread across the shores of Nigeria even though a lot of skeptics still believe that we only have shadow 4G network in Nigeria. The good news is, MTN 4G LTE is now available for everyone to use. Some users are already rocking it and below is their speed test


If you are currently an MTN subscriber all you need to do is swap your simcard for a compatible 4G sim card at any MTN office nationwide. And if you are a new subscriber simply buy a new MTN 4G LTE SIM.

Now am sure we all know that for us to run the 4G LTE service fully we would also need a 4G LTE enabled phone so...

How Do I Know if my Smartphone is Compatible With The MTN 4G Service?



MTN 4G LTE service is currently running on Band 7 (2600mHz) and MTN Nigeria have made it a lot easier for us to confirm if our SIM card and smartphone is able to run their 4G LTE service. All you need to do is follow the step below;

• Text 4G to 131

Within minutes you should get a message from the network similar to this if your device is compatible “Yello! Your device is 4G ready but you need to upgrade your SIM to enjoy MTN 4G LTE…”

how do I know if my smartphone is compatible with Mtn 4g LTE in nigeria

If your smartphone is compatible, simply walk down to any MTN service center closest to you and do a SIM swap to 4G LTE compatible SIM.



Funny Stories of How The Fight Started… This Is So Hilarious!!!


I took my wife to a restaurant.

The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

“I’ll have the rump steak, rare, please.”

He said, “Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?”

“Nah, she can order for herself.”

And that’s when the fight started…..

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One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift

The next year, I didn’t buy her a gift.

When she asked me why, I replied,

“Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!”

And that’s how the fight started…..



My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.

I turned to her and said, ‘Do you want to have secx?’

‘No,’ she answered.

I then said,’Is that your final answer?’

She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying, ‘Yes..’

So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”

And that’s when the fight started…


My wife at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunk swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

I asked her, “Do you know him?”

“Yes”, she sighed, he’s my old boyfriend. He began drinking right after we split up years ago, and hasn’t been sober since.”

“My God!” I said, “Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?”

And then the fight started…



When our lawn mower broke my wife kept nagging me to get it fixed. But, I always had something else to take care of. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

I found her seated in the tall, unmowed grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, “When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.”

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.



My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, “What’s on TV?”

I said, “Lots of dust.”

And then the fight started…



My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, “I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 165 in about 2 seconds.”

I bought her a bathroom scale.

And then the fight started……

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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for benefits.

The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s License to verify my age.

I looked in my pockets and realized I had left it at home. I told the woman I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, ‘Unbutton your shirt’. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver chest hair. She said, ‘That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me’ and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, ‘You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too.’

And then the fight started…



OFFICIAL: England Sacks Their New Manager Sam Allardyce After Just One Game!


The FA and the 61-year-old have “mutually agreed” to terminate his contract with immediate effect with Gareth Southgate set to take charge for the next four games



Sam Allardyce’s tenure as England manager has ended after just 67 days following alleged remarks he made in a video recorded by undercover reporters offering advice on how to circumvent rules on transfers, the Football Association has confirmed.

England Under-21 boss Gareth Southgate will take charge of the senior team’s next four matches – World Cup qualifiers against Malta, Slovenia and Scotland, along with a friendly against Spain.

The Daily Telegraph published footage claiming to be from a meeting in August of Allardyce telling two men purporting to be from a Far East firm that he could offer advice on how to “get round” FA regulations concerning the transfer of players under third-party ownership.

He was also alleged to have reached an agreement worth £400,000 to represent the fictitious firm to investors and be a keynote speaker at certain events, though he made it clear than any arrangement would need FA clearance.

The 61-year-old is then said to have criticised predecessor Roy Hodgson and his assistant Gary Neville for England’s Euro 2016 exit to Iceland, while he brands the FA’s expensive rebuilding of Wembley as “stupid”.

“The FA can confirm that Sam Allardyce has left his position as England manager,” said an FA statement released on Tuesday.

“Allardyce’s conduct, as reported today, was inappropriate of the England manager. He accepts he made a significant error of judgement and has apologised. However, due to the serious nature of his actions, the FA and Allardyce have mutually agreed to terminate his contract with immediate effect.

“This is not a decision that was taken lightly but the FA’s priority is to protect the wider interests of the game and maintain the highest standards of conduct in football.

“The manager of the England men’s senior team is a position which must demonstrate strong leadership and show respect for the integrity of the game at all times.

“Gareth Southgate will take charge of the men’s senior team for the next four matches against Malta, Slovenia, Scotland and Spain whilst the FA begins its search for the new England manager.

“The FA wishes Sam well in the future.”

England won Allardyce’s sole match in charge, a 1-0 World Cup qualifying victory in Slovakia thanks to an injury time goal from Adam Lallana.

In a short video clip released by the FA, chief executive Martin Glenn, who oversaw Allardyce’s appointment following England’s Euro 2016 elimination, said: “[It has been] a very difficult 24 hours, in the light of the media allegations we have seen we’ve concluded and Sam’s agreed that his behaviour has been inappropriate and frankly not what is expected of an England manager – discussing a range of issues from potential contravention of FA rules through to personal comments that frankly just don’t work when you’re the manager of England.”

The question on must peoples lips right now is who is going to be England's next football manager and also the next step to cleanse English football




13 Hilarious Glaring Signs You Are Actually An Amebo

This is dedicated to make you laugh your gags out, I mean laugh and nearly forget your name. After all laughter is good for your soul


1. When people accuse you of being an Amebo

My friend they’re not the same thing please.

2. When you ask after someone’s boyfriend/girlfriend just to know if they’re still dating


Just to know if you should cross them out of your relationship goals.

3. How you run to your window when you hear your neighbours arguing

Neighbour fights are the sweetest!

4. You, adding mouth in random Danfo conversations.

Even when they ask didn’t for your opinion.

5. How you peek into people’s phones while they’re chatting in public

As per, you’re sharing the phone with them.

6. Nothing irritates you more than this

The people with public accounts don’t kuku have two heads.

7. You don’t mind famzing that annoying person that always has all the gist.

Carrying last is not your portion.

8. When you find yourself in 2004 on
your crush’s Facebook wall.


How else are you supposed to know what they had for breakfast in JSS 2?

9. You, acting surprised when someone is giving you gist you heard weeks ago.

“Are you serious?”

10. How you feel when someone is talking while you’re trying to tap gist.

Shut up abeg.

11. You, viewing people’s Snapchat stories but never posting yours.

So you can do advanced amebo.

12. You know all the names and secrets of all your followers.

As per, you people are now BFFs

13. How you feel when you find out some people use different usernames for their Instagram or Facebook.

Why are these people childish?